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Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest—
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest—
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
R.L. Stevenson from Treasure Island

RECIPES USING RUM

London Broil with Rum Marinade
I use this marinade all the time for beef or lamb. It enhances the meat flavor without overpowering it. Save cleanup by marinating in a plastic zip lock bag. Serves 3 to 4.

1-1/​2 to 2 pounds London Broil cut steak
Rum Marinade
makes ½ cup

1 tablespoon olive oil
1/​4 cup soy sauce
1 teaspoon jerk sauce*
1 clove minced garlic
1/​4 cup Mount Gay or other dark rum
1 teaspoon dried parsley (optional)

Mix all ingredients in a plastic zip lock bag or marinating bowl. Add meat and allow it to marinate for at least 30 minutes before broiling or grilling. Preheat grill. Place marinated steak on the grill and cook 5 to 10 minutes on each side until meat is cooked to your desired doneness. Baste with additional marinade. To serve: Place meat on a flat platter or cutting board with a well and slice thinly, holding the knife on the diagonal. If desired, heat leftover marinade to just boiling in a small saucepan or in the microwave oven to cook any meat juices which the sauce acquired in the marinating process. Offer on the side.
*If you don’t have jerk sauce in your larder, substitute a steak sauce, such as A-1, and add a few drops of hot sauce to the recipe.

Orange-rum Swordfish
Try this with tuna, salmon, or any white meat. Fresh ginger can replace the garlic in this recipe if you like a “bite.”
Serves 2
1 small clove garlic, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon soy sauce
2 tablespoons dark rum
2 tablespoons orange juice
1 pound swordfish, 1-inch thick
Fresh orange slices for garnish

Combine all ingredients except the orange slices in a medium mixing bowl or zip lock plastic bag. Chill for 30 minutes to marinate, Preheat grill or broiler. Cook fish for about 5 minutes per side, basting occasionally with leftover marinade that has been heated to boiling. Serve on a bed of spinach with buttered egg noodles on the side. Squeeze fresh orange over spinach and fish.

Mount Gay Onions
I serve these with grilled steak, but they are good on almost any meat or fish. Sliced Portobello mushroom are also good cooked this way, or mixed in with the onions. When you cook these, beware of leaving the rum bottle nearby. On one occasion, everyone added a splash of rum and we all suffered hangovers the next day. Serves 4.

2 tablespoons butter
2 Vidalia or other mild onions, sliced
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/​4 cup Mount Gay or other dark rum
Salt and pepper to taste

Heat butter in 10-inch skillet on medium-high. Add onions and sauté. Sprinkle with parsley, salt, and pepper. Cook until onions begin to soften. Stir in the rum. Continue to cook until onions are browned and begin to caramelize. Serve as a side dish with steak.

Mango French Toast
I developed this variation of a breakfast favorite when aboard a charter boat in the Grenadines, where spices grown on trees and the rum flows freely. Serves 6.

8 eggs
1/​2 cup milk
1/​4 teaspoon fresh-ground island nutmeg or ½ teaspoon store-bought
1/​2 large mango, diced
2 tablespoons dark rum
One loaf whole wheat or white bread, sliced thick
4 tablespoons butter

In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs, milk, nutmeg, and mango. In a large skillet, heat 1 pat of butter until melted. Dip bread into egg mixture to coat, and then place slices in a single layer in pan. Turn to second side when the top appears spongy. As slices are cooked, remove them to a serving platter and place in a low oven to keep warm. Serve with crisp bacon and maple syrup.

Yo-ho-ho, and a Bottle of Rum

My husband’s favorite drink is rum coke, preferably made with Mount gay rum, so around mealtime there’s usually a jug of this Barbados liquor around the galley. Not only can rum be used for medicinal purposed—to numb the mind and body after a tough day on the water, but a splash here and there added to the cooking pot can give a blah dish a gourmet twist. After all rum’s a food; it’s made from either sugar cane juice or molasses.

Most of our rum comes from the Caribbean, where the climate is ripe for sugar cane growth. The juice of the sugar cane plant is squeezed out. Some distilleries use the fresh use to make a nearly colorless, light bodied rum; while others use the byproduct of the sugar refining process, molasses. Molasses produces the rich, dark brown rum we sailors love.

Rum can be light bodied or rich. Caramel is often added to deepen the color, and some rums are flavored with spiced and herbs. The natural color of rum depends on how it is aged. Rum aged in steel tanks will stay colorless. However, the most flavorful rum is aged from one to thirty years in charred oak casks that once held whiskey or bourbon. Over time, the golden color changes to dark brown. All kind of rums are used to make drinks or for simple sipping; but when you are cooking with rum, you’ll find that the dark rums add the most pizzazz to a dish.

By the way, I hate to disappoint you, but cooking with rum won’t give your guests the same giddy feeling that drinking it will, as the bulk of the alcohol burns off with heat. The truth is that rum can replace a portion of almost any thin liquid in a recipe. Don’t be too stingy. It will take between 2 and 4 tablespoons of rum to make a difference. Whenever adding rum to a recipe where the amount of liquid affects the end consistency, be sure to reduce the water or milk called for by whatever amount of rum you are adding.

Be creative. Sprinkle some on that butternut squash, splash a bit on the pork tenderloin, or put a tablespoon or two in the stew. It can’t hurt! You’ll note that some of the recipes below specify Mount Gay rum, the brand we love. Use any dark rum you have in your galley for similar results.

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Forthcoming Books
A Sanity Guide for the Mother of the Bride or Groom
On Writing
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A feel-good cookbook for parents whose children have moved out of the home.
A galley management guide, as well as a provisioning bible.
A guide to recreational boating for men or women.
Nautical Articles
How to navigate the Intracoastal Waterway
How to charter a boat you"ll enjoy
Cooking with rum, plus recipes

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